Submitted by D. Leigh Caldwell
The Wikipedia defines Lexophilia as the love of words and a Lexophile as a lover of words who generally appreciates the nuances surrounding different words. We’ve included some examples guaranteed to put a little smile on your face. (Original author unknown.)
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Conference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
Celebrate February "Chocolate Month" at the Blount County Library’s own Bookmark Café with the following delicious items:
Chocolate Covered Cherry Latte
Chocolate Coffee Kiss Latte
Chocolate Chunk Muffins
Chocolate Candy Bars